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<noinclude>{{Lyrics for|This Offer Is Unrepeatable}}</noinclude> | |||
DON'T SEND ANY MONEY!<br> | |||
Ignore at your peril this splendid advice | For fate has no price<br> | ||
An invaluable link in an infinite chain | Ignore at your peril this splendid advice<br> | ||
An offer like this will just not come again | An invaluable link in an infinite chain<br> | ||
An offer like this will just not come again<br> | |||
You wish you had women to charm and bewitch | <br> | ||
Power of life and death over the rich | You wish you had women to charm and bewitch<br> | ||
be swooning | Power of life and death over the rich <br> | ||
Young girls will be swooning because you're exciting them<br> | |||
Not only fall at your feet but be biting them<br> | |||
Guaranteed, guaranteed to capture your breath | <br> | ||
Or | Guaranteed, guaranteed to capture your breath<br> | ||
Or possibly scare you to death<br> | |||
Sign it and seal it and send it to friends | Sign it and seal it and send it to friends<br> | ||
Don't mention my name<br> | |||
Don't make any long term plans | Don't make any long term plans<br> | ||
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In thirty-six hours your fortunes will change | In thirty-six hours your fortunes will change<br> | ||
Your best friends won't know you | Your best friends won't know you and neither will strangers<br> | ||
Do not keep this letter, it must leave your hand<br> | |||
Do not keep this letter | You have been selected from over five thousand<br> | ||
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You have been selected from over five thousand | A twister and dupe will bamboozle or hoodwink you<br> | ||
I can't say more, it would only confuse you<br> | |||
A twister | The wine they will offer will go to your head<br> | ||
I can't say more it would only confuse you | And you'll start to see double in fishes and bread<br> | ||
The wine | <br> | ||
And you'll start to see double in fishes and bread | Guaranteed, guaranteed for a lifetime or more<br> | ||
Guaranteed, for this world and the next<br> | |||
Guaranteed, guaranteed for a lifetime or more | Guaranteed, guaranteed for the world and its mother<br> | ||
Guaranteed, for this world and the next | Cherish this life as you won't get another one<br> | ||
Guaranteed, guaranteed for the world and its mother | <br> | ||
Cherish this life as you won't get another one | UNLESS you should take up this fabulous offer<br> | ||
Don't leave it too late or you'll be bound to suffer<br> | |||
Woebetide anyone so woebegone<br> | |||
Don't leave it too late or you'll be bound to suffer | You won't know you're born or about to pass on<br> | ||
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You won't know you're born or about to pass on | You'll never get tired<br> | ||
You'll never get bored<br> | |||
You'll never get tired | By the way, I just hope you're insured<br> | ||
You'll never get bored | If you're not satisfied<br> | ||
By the way I just hope you're insured | If you want more<br> | ||
We can always provide an improved overture<br> | |||
Guaranteed at a price that is almost unbeatable<br> | |||
If you want more | This offer is unrepeatable<br> | ||
We can always provide an improved overture | <br> | ||
Guaranteed at a price that is almost unbeatable | Your troubles will vanish<br> | ||
This offer is unrepeatable | Your tears will dry<br> | ||
Your blessings will just multiply<br> | |||
Your | Guaranteed at a price that is almost unbeatable<br> | ||
Your tears will dry | This offer is unrepeatable<br> | ||
Your | <br> | ||
Guaranteed at a price that is almost unbeatable | Guaranteed, guaranteed to bring fortune and favour<br> | ||
This offer is unrepeatable | In a riot of colours and flavours<br> | ||
Guaranteed at a price that is almost unbeatable<br> | |||
Guaranteed, guaranteed to bring fortune and | This offer is unrepeatable<br> | ||
<br> | |||
Guaranteed at a price that is almost unbeatable | Would I lie to you? <br> | ||
This offer is unrepeatable | Would I sell you a dud?<br> | ||
Just sign on the line<br> | |||
Would I lie to you? Would I sell you a dud? | Could you possibly write it in blood?<br> | ||
Just sign on the line | |||
blood? | |||
Latest revision as of 14:50, 26 April 2009
This Offer Is Unrepeatable
DON'T SEND ANY MONEY!
For fate has no price
Ignore at your peril this splendid advice
An invaluable link in an infinite chain
An offer like this will just not come again
You wish you had women to charm and bewitch
Power of life and death over the rich
Young girls will be swooning because you're exciting them
Not only fall at your feet but be biting them
Guaranteed, guaranteed to capture your breath
Or possibly scare you to death
Sign it and seal it and send it to friends
Don't mention my name
Don't make any long term plans
In thirty-six hours your fortunes will change
Your best friends won't know you and neither will strangers
Do not keep this letter, it must leave your hand
You have been selected from over five thousand
A twister and dupe will bamboozle or hoodwink you
I can't say more, it would only confuse you
The wine they will offer will go to your head
And you'll start to see double in fishes and bread
Guaranteed, guaranteed for a lifetime or more
Guaranteed, for this world and the next
Guaranteed, guaranteed for the world and its mother
Cherish this life as you won't get another one
UNLESS you should take up this fabulous offer
Don't leave it too late or you'll be bound to suffer
Woebetide anyone so woebegone
You won't know you're born or about to pass on
You'll never get tired
You'll never get bored
By the way, I just hope you're insured
If you're not satisfied
If you want more
We can always provide an improved overture
Guaranteed at a price that is almost unbeatable
This offer is unrepeatable
Your troubles will vanish
Your tears will dry
Your blessings will just multiply
Guaranteed at a price that is almost unbeatable
This offer is unrepeatable
Guaranteed, guaranteed to bring fortune and favour
In a riot of colours and flavours
Guaranteed at a price that is almost unbeatable
This offer is unrepeatable
Would I lie to you?
Would I sell you a dud?
Just sign on the line
Could you possibly write it in blood?
