Iv'e been working in the office like a looney on my own all day, iv'e hurt my back lugging heavy boxes and now i've just burnt the pizza I was cooking for my tea cos I was trying to do too many jobs at once!
I'm too tired to be bothered to cook anything else. Where is my knight in shining armour to whisk me away from all this when I need one?
With all this talk about Juliet Letters destroying homes, I worry that we're overlooking all the marriages being broken up by the Austin Lounge Lizards.
El Vez wrote:Hey, in Waylon's autobiography he talked about how children *love* Roger Miller's music. My first memories of him were as the minstrel troubadour in the animated Robin Hood (the one where Robin Hood & Maid Marian were foxes.....and more convincing as a couple than Costner and Mary Elizabeth Mastranto...Mastra....Mestr...aw fuck it!) and I loved his corny little Disney ditties. Absolutely loved them.
I'm pretty sure that "Kings of the Road" was one of the first songs I sort of knew the words to.
El Vez wrote:Hey, in Waylon's autobiography he talked about how children *love* Roger Miller's music. My first memories of him were as the minstrel troubadour in the animated Robin Hood (the one where Robin Hood & Maid Marian were foxes.....and more convincing as a couple than Costner and Mary Elizabeth Mastranto...Mastra....Mestr...aw fuck it!) and I loved his corny little Disney ditties. Absolutely loved them.
I'm pretty sure that "Kings of the Road" was one of the first songs I sort of knew the words to.
For me it was 2 Live Crew's Me So Horny. I was, maybe, 9 at the time.
"Sittin' at home with my dick all hard/Lookin' through my black book for a freak to call."
Preacher was a talkin' there's a sermon he gave,
He said every man's conscience is vile and depraved,
You cannot depend on it to be your guide
When it's you who must keep it satisfied
I was what they call an old school baller and if it weren't for that Midnight Basketball program, I'd have turned 21 in prison doin' life without parole for sure.
But Vez, I still run into bathrooms all over this fine state of Alabama that say things about you! You must have left quite an impression on some people. . . . . . .
It's good weather for that here, too. That is, as of 12:36 EST. As usual, all bets are off for any weather predictions attempting to reach more than five minutes into the future...