Well EXCUSE ME! thoughts...

bambooneedle · Post by **bambooneedle** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 8:25 am

Went to buy a shirt today, and the salesgirl had some nerve. She was all stuck up Eurotrash - big hips, skidding around on high heels, big tits, big cheekbones, her hair dyed bomshell blonde with streaks and sculpted to the max..., just whoring her way into my wallet in the way she swiveled over slapped that shirt over my shoulders. Then she said I needed new trousers to go with it. Only the trousers she had in mind went perfectly with that shirt. That's when I thought, "well, excuse me!". I never said a word. I walked out in disgust. As I passed her I noticed the mildest trace of dark hair down her inactive lower back and the unashamed and unconcealed dirty look on her youngish, rather brusque face.

verbal gymnastics · Post by **verbal gymnastics** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 10:08 am

Are you sure you didn't walk out because she rebuffed your advances?

And I bet the trousers she had in mind to go with the shirt were not exactly the cheapest pair in the store...

bambooneedle · Post by **bambooneedle** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 12:05 pm

She might have been coming down from ecstacy or something, still I had to laugh later on. I went to speak a few times and each time she'd butt in and leave me aborting what I was going to say... I thought, "I didn't come here to gratify your pathetic image of yourself and pay for the priviledge!" ie. Excuse me!

whar · Post by **whar** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 4:26 pm

This is all crazytalk to me.