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a song
Jim's Meatball Song
wrote this for my husband, who was eating a meatball sandwich.
(A) I love meatballs, they are great
(D) You can put them on a plate
(E) Eat them with some sauce and cheese
(A) Fix me some, oh pretty please
(A) Little balls of ground up meat
(D) In a bun, they’re hard to beat
(E) Eat ‘em hot or eat ‘em cold
(A) Just don’t eat ‘em if there’s mold
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wrote this for my husband, who was eating a meatball sandwich.
(A) I love meatballs, they are great
(D) You can put them on a plate
(E) Eat them with some sauce and cheese
(A) Fix me some, oh pretty please
(A) Little balls of ground up meat
(D) In a bun, they’re hard to beat
(E) Eat ‘em hot or eat ‘em cold
(A) Just don’t eat ‘em if there’s mold
a work in progress. feel free to join right in.
Like me, the "g" is silent.
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I love meatballs, they are great
You can put them on a plate
Eat them with some sauce and cheese
Fix me some, oh pretty please
Little balls of ground up meat
In a bun, they’re hard to beat
Eat ‘em hot or eat ‘em cold
Just don’t eat ‘em if there’s mold
Meatballs - they are good for you
You can put them in a stew
You should taste them they are yummy
Just dont chew the wrong balls honey!
You can put them on a plate
Eat them with some sauce and cheese
Fix me some, oh pretty please
Little balls of ground up meat
In a bun, they’re hard to beat
Eat ‘em hot or eat ‘em cold
Just don’t eat ‘em if there’s mold
Meatballs - they are good for you
You can put them in a stew
You should taste them they are yummy
Just dont chew the wrong balls honey!
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To wit:
The Travesty of Ball-shaped Meat
spawns the query
"of what is this sperical mass composed?"
Myofibriles? Myofibers?
Actin or act out
Oh! my sin.
Myosin.
Dead
Flesh! My sin.
Eat in or Eat out
Muscle Insertion? Muscle Origin?
"the kill, the grinder: Functional Fargo Woodchippers
Query the spawn of
The Travesty of the Ball-shaped Meat
- The Centurion Epi Didymus (690-605 BC)
(excerpt: The Annals of Cylindrical Protein Substrates, 1987)
The Travesty of Ball-shaped Meat
spawns the query
"of what is this sperical mass composed?"
Myofibriles? Myofibers?
Actin or act out
Oh! my sin.
Myosin.
Dead
Flesh! My sin.
Eat in or Eat out
Muscle Insertion? Muscle Origin?
"the kill, the grinder: Functional Fargo Woodchippers
Query the spawn of
The Travesty of the Ball-shaped Meat
- The Centurion Epi Didymus (690-605 BC)
(excerpt: The Annals of Cylindrical Protein Substrates, 1987)
"The smarter mysteries are hidden in the light" - Jean Giono (1895-1970)
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Meatballs - cook them with great care
Wash your hands tie back your hair
To burn them - that would be just dire
Then they'd be GREAT BALLS OF FIRE!!!
Oh im laughing here..........
Wash your hands tie back your hair
To burn them - that would be just dire
Then they'd be GREAT BALLS OF FIRE!!!
Oh im laughing here..........
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He laid her in the kitchen, he laid her in the den
He was gonna lay her on the sofa, but I came walking in
He broke my heart, he made me cry that cold, cold S.O.B.
But fate was on my side that night - my friend gave him V.D.
Gilli, should it be Swung/Beanz or Beanz/Swung?
He was gonna lay her on the sofa, but I came walking in
He broke my heart, he made me cry that cold, cold S.O.B.
But fate was on my side that night - my friend gave him V.D.
Gilli, should it be Swung/Beanz or Beanz/Swung?
Like me, the "g" is silent.
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Had a bit of a brainstorm.
<fast tribal bongo drummers play syncopated beats, backed by a funky bass and guitar like in Chic's Le Freak>
Meatballs.... <kind of like Cameo singing "Word Up">
(Meatballs....) <Mariah Carey, Gwen Stefani, Christina Aguilera and some tomorrow's diva on backing vocals. Gwen finishes with that sexual anguish vibrato thing, Mariah high-pitches with that cry, tomorrow's diva does some unspeakably embarrassing thing>
They come in small and in large (in small and in large... in small and in large) <Suzanne Vega with Annie Lennox & Susanna Hoffs... old school plain sexy & cute almost deadpan class>
Meatballs.... <Alice Cooper, Gene Simmons & Bob Dylan... badass edge. Dylan steals it. >
Yeah yeah (yeah) yeah (yeah) yeah <Kylie Minogue & Pink duelling all cat-like>
<more bass, melodic> pump-ummppph-a paughh-da-da-paaaouuughhhh doooodehhhh-la-daaoougghhh... etc>
Meatballs... <David Bowie, melancholically inquisitive hope-against-hope confusion with more than slightly resigned yet yearning cry>
(Meatballs....) <Kate Pierson & Elvis Costello backing vocals, in 'we're still here' sorta intonations>
They get hung up and low <Iggy Pop. Bitter, mostly haunted.
Wherever you go ohhh ohhhhhhhhh <Bono starts early, closes late. From same haunted and depressed Iggy place, only makes it extra spiritual>
<The Edge helicopter guitar, Roger McGuinn Rickenbacker chords over the top appear and then fade
-Sonic Youth sounding segue turning into Comfortably Numb soundscape with mindblowing Hendrix stratocaster, searing, kicking Gilmore's ass
-Angus, Thunderstuck. Builds up, breaks through to overdrive fever pitch Let There Be Rock pandemonium, then to a full power Hells Bells....>
<Bells toll for a while>
<sound of radio tuning.... Beatles sitar psychedelia.... sober echoes of Johnny Cash come through>
<Cash stops abruptly in mid-Get Rhythm, and says "What were they again?">
<funky bass kicks in again, continues in ever more funky funkiness>
Meatballs.... <Prince>
Meatballs.... <Lenny Kravitz>
Meatballs.... <Chrissie Hynde>
Hey hey... hey-heeeeyyy.... Meatballs.... < Sananda Maitreya (formerly Terence Trent D'Arby), & ongoing inspired variations from series of cool surprise guest vocalists.
Each 'Meatballs....' backed by '(Meatballs....)' <crammed combinations of featured backing vocalists throwing in random histrionic embellishments recalling We Are The World type charity events.
Meatballs....
Meatballs....
to fade
<fast tribal bongo drummers play syncopated beats, backed by a funky bass and guitar like in Chic's Le Freak>
Meatballs.... <kind of like Cameo singing "Word Up">
(Meatballs....) <Mariah Carey, Gwen Stefani, Christina Aguilera and some tomorrow's diva on backing vocals. Gwen finishes with that sexual anguish vibrato thing, Mariah high-pitches with that cry, tomorrow's diva does some unspeakably embarrassing thing>
They come in small and in large (in small and in large... in small and in large) <Suzanne Vega with Annie Lennox & Susanna Hoffs... old school plain sexy & cute almost deadpan class>
Meatballs.... <Alice Cooper, Gene Simmons & Bob Dylan... badass edge. Dylan steals it. >
Yeah yeah (yeah) yeah (yeah) yeah <Kylie Minogue & Pink duelling all cat-like>
<more bass, melodic> pump-ummppph-a paughh-da-da-paaaouuughhhh doooodehhhh-la-daaoougghhh... etc>
Meatballs... <David Bowie, melancholically inquisitive hope-against-hope confusion with more than slightly resigned yet yearning cry>
(Meatballs....) <Kate Pierson & Elvis Costello backing vocals, in 'we're still here' sorta intonations>
They get hung up and low <Iggy Pop. Bitter, mostly haunted.
Wherever you go ohhh ohhhhhhhhh <Bono starts early, closes late. From same haunted and depressed Iggy place, only makes it extra spiritual>
<The Edge helicopter guitar, Roger McGuinn Rickenbacker chords over the top appear and then fade
-Sonic Youth sounding segue turning into Comfortably Numb soundscape with mindblowing Hendrix stratocaster, searing, kicking Gilmore's ass
-Angus, Thunderstuck. Builds up, breaks through to overdrive fever pitch Let There Be Rock pandemonium, then to a full power Hells Bells....>
<Bells toll for a while>
<sound of radio tuning.... Beatles sitar psychedelia.... sober echoes of Johnny Cash come through>
<Cash stops abruptly in mid-Get Rhythm, and says "What were they again?">
<funky bass kicks in again, continues in ever more funky funkiness>
Meatballs.... <Prince>
Meatballs.... <Lenny Kravitz>
Meatballs.... <Chrissie Hynde>
Hey hey... hey-heeeeyyy.... Meatballs.... < Sananda Maitreya (formerly Terence Trent D'Arby), & ongoing inspired variations from series of cool surprise guest vocalists.
Each 'Meatballs....' backed by '(Meatballs....)' <crammed combinations of featured backing vocalists throwing in random histrionic embellishments recalling We Are The World type charity events.
Meatballs....
Meatballs....
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A song
Bamboo : "Je ne sais quoi" (just to teach you somet(h)un here, otherwise you seem to be pretty much in the know).
Doom and Gilli : Dirty, Dirty, guys...
But insanely gifted, by whatever kind of misfortune.
(Btw, I should go ditto to LostDog & Co., in the writers' corner. Should manage to check in there asap).
V
"French Me Fry"...
Doom and Gilli : Dirty, Dirty, guys...
But insanely gifted, by whatever kind of misfortune.
(Btw, I should go ditto to LostDog & Co., in the writers' corner. Should manage to check in there asap).
V
"French Me Fry"...
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Re: A song
Are you calling me 'hun'?verena wrote:Bamboo : "Je ne sais quoi" (just to teach you somet(h)un here, otherwise you seem to be pretty much in the know).
V
"French Me Fry"...
That was just a cross-European pun way of saying 'I know what I'm talking about'...
"Je ne sais quoi" means that you don't, right?