rock and roll truths

LittleFoole · Post by **LittleFoole** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 12:31 pm

You've got a Methodist coloring book
And you color really well
But don't color outside the lines
Or God will send you to Hell
'Cause God hates war
And God hates crime
a' but he really hates people
Who color outside the lines

bambooneedle · Post by **bambooneedle** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 3:10 am

b-b-b-baby, you just ain't seen nothin' yet...

ReadyToHearTheWorst · Post by **ReadyToHearTheWorst** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 7:58 am

A Wop Bop a Loo Bop A Wop Bam Boo !

LittleFoole · Post by **LittleFoole** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 8:20 am

Fallin' in love is like fallin' down steps...
'cause if ya do it enough, ya gotta break something....

mimimartini · Post by **mimimartini** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 2:16 pm

Kissy,kissy.... bang bang

EVRYTHING GOES....

The Cramps

Boy With A Problem · Post by **Boy With A Problem** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 2:19 pm

bend over, I'll drive

King Hoarse · Post by **King Hoarse** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 6:15 pm

Stop sending money
Send them all a bomb

(Manowar's comment on Live Aid and the like)

King Hoarse · Post by **King Hoarse** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 6:18 pm

(while we're on the subject of dumb metal, here's a little Helloween:)

Heavy metal is the law that keeps us all united and free
A law that shatters Earth and Hell
Heavy metal can't be beaten by any dynasty
We're all wizards fighting with a spell

LittleFoole · Post by **LittleFoole** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 7:40 pm

Gabba gabba !!!
We accept you,
We accept you,
One of us !!!!

Gabba gabba !!!
We accept you,
We accept you,
One of us !!!!

King Hoarse · Post by **King Hoarse** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 8:17 pm

I forgot, I just had to share this. This is a rock'n'roll fantasy rather than truth, but still...

A couple of years ago I happened upon a weird talent show in an old castle with everything from surreal poetry through fire eating to the metal band of (Swedish) ten year olds, Dragon's Fire. They didn't let their limited vocabulary or musicality stand in the way of their creativity. They had first taken up their instruments two months prior to the show and then penned and rehearsed the conceptual cycle of ten songs that bore their name, telling the story of a village on the edge of a volcano that hosted an evil dragon which awoke from its slumber to attack them every few years, until a knight in shining armor happened along and hi ho the dragon lay slain. The opener and title track set the scene with its memorable chorus (I only heard it that night five years ago, but repeated four times):

Am C
Dragon's fire burn
F E7
People to Hell
Am C
Fly up in the sky
F E7
It's the tale I tell
Am C
Then comes the hero
F E7
He fight in many wars
Am C
Ride on a stallion
F E7
As white as any horse

(the chorus of another song:
In my brain it's so dark
Light it up with a spark
Mother, sorry for my fails
Dark Tales!)

mimimartini · Post by **mimimartini** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 11:34 am

LittleFoole wrote:Gabba gabba !!!
We accept you,
We accept you,
One of us !!!!

Gabba gabba !!!
We accept you,
We accept you,
One of us !!!!

Is the movie "Freaks" considered rock n roll? Just wondering......

King Hoarse · Post by **King Hoarse** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 5:01 pm

Alienated freaks forming a band of sorts to tour...very rock'n'roll. If you don't trust the Ramones, ask Tom Waits.

bobster · Post by **bobster** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 5:35 pm

Copenhagen Fan wrote:And if California slides into the ocean
Like the mystics and statistics say it will
I predict this hotel will be standing
Until I pay my bill

On similar notes --

Day after day, more people come to L.A.
Shu! Don't you tell anybody, the whole place slippin' away...

and

The old earthquake's gonna leave me in the poorhouse.
I think that this whole town's insane.
On the 31st Floor, a gold plated door,
Won't keep out the Lord's burning rain.

mimimartini · Post by **mimimartini** » Fri Mar 18, 2005 3:17 pm

King Hoarse wrote:Alienated freaks forming a band of sorts to tour...very rock'n'roll. If you don't trust the Ramones, ask Tom Waits.

ah did he mean gabba gabba hey?

That's the Ramones I know.....

LittleFoole · Post by **LittleFoole** » Fri Mar 18, 2005 4:37 pm

mimimartini wrote:
King Hoarse wrote:Alienated freaks forming a band of sorts to tour...very rock'n'roll. If you don't trust the Ramones, ask Tom Waits.
ah did he mean gabba gabba hey?

That's the Ramones I know.....

Yes, correct..... the Ramones, from the song "Pinhead"....starts out with the boys in the band chanting the lines from "Freaks", ends with "Gabba Gabba Hey" (with a "Zippy the Pinhead" costumed "freak" carrying a "gabba gabba hey" sign, in live performances) ... Gabba Gabba we accept you, we accept you, one of us

mimimartini · Post by **mimimartini** » Sat Mar 19, 2005 8:38 am

WOW that's a convergence and a rock n roll truth!!

And if a double decker bus
crashed into us
to die by your side
is such a wonderful way to die.......

Post by **DrSpooky** » Thu Mar 24, 2005 8:32 am

History shows again and again
How nature points up the folly of men
Godzilla!

bambooneedle · Post by **bambooneedle** » Thu Mar 24, 2005 11:47 pm

You ain't seen nothin' till you're down on the muffin.