Top 5 Wacky things you HAVE done

Copenhagen Fan · Post by **Copenhagen Fan** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 4:10 am

I just wanted to start a new thread because I'm curious about what ya all have done. My stuff is way too grubby to list here.

stormwarning · Post by **stormwarning** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 4:16 am

Cope, can I have a pm with all the details ?

Copenhagen Fan · Post by **Copenhagen Fan** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 4:19 am

Storm...sure thing.

You sure?

stormwarning · Post by **stormwarning** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 4:29 am

I'm sure. When I get it I'll update my "Top 5 things I haven't done..."

Maybe you should publish them for us all to see, we all need a laugh. Or a role model.

Copenhagen Fan · Post by **Copenhagen Fan** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 4:43 am

1. Received Tranny Blow in a skid row hotel room with my two good buddies.

2. Played football naked on a somewhat populated Mexican beach with a group of high school buddies.

3. Participated in a bukkake event with 30 people.

4. Driving in a Winnebago that was on fire in the Nevada desert with 20 drunken idiots whacked out on shrooms.

5. Being beaten to an inch of my life by a policeman because he thought a had fired a gun, when I only had thrown a can of shaving cream against a wall and the sound seemed like a gunshot.

stormwarning · Post by **stormwarning** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 6:32 am

That sounds like one hell of a weekend.

VonOfterdingen · Post by **VonOfterdingen** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 7:46 am

Did some of this take place in Denmark, Cope?

Gillibeanz · Post by **Gillibeanz** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 8:41 am

Got stuck on the roof whilst painting the house - was up there for an hour before Iwas threatened if I didnt try to come down the fire brigade would be called!

Made love on the beach and in a field of barley

Got a tattoo and 2nd ear piercing at the ripe old age of 40- rebellion bigtime!!

Spent an hour collecting hundreds of slugs from the garden cos I couldnt poison them incase the birds ate them. Put them all in a plasic bag to take them to the park to release them cos I couldnt bear the thought of killing them. Then cos it was a hot day and I couldnt take them till after work felt guilty they would all suffocate in the heat and set them all free - back in the garden!!!!!

Dressed up as a man complete with false beard as a teenager for a bet and walked around town!!

Gawd I am wacky......help!

Copenhagen Fan · Post by **Copenhagen Fan** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 8:43 am

VonOfterdingen wrote:Did some of this take place in Denmark, Cope?

Only number 3

OOH I forgot...screwing two girls on a table in the closed off section at a restaurant........Skt. Gertruds Kælder.

Copenhagen Fan · Post by **Copenhagen Fan** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 8:47 am

GILLYBEANZ..That sounds TOTALLY cool with the beard and such!

How trippy and brave.........not to mention interesting!!!!!!!!!!! A social experiment!

verbal gymnastics · Post by **verbal gymnastics** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 8:52 am

1. Forgot to say thank you to a shopkeeper after buying some sweets
2. Kissed a woman with my eyes open

and that's it.

I don't get out much.

El Vez · Post by **El Vez** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 9:10 am

Modesty, and a little something called "statute of limitations," prohibits me from disclosing.

SoLikeCandy · Post by **SoLikeCandy** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 9:16 am

--made love on the hood of a car (not recommended. The bruise left was worse than a rug burn.)
--challenged my dad to a drinking contest--and won! (I won't curse in front of him, but get wasted? Sure!)
--fallen from a moving car while vomiting (this one happened recently. Sad.)
--hit on a cop to avoid a speeding ticket (it TOTALLY worked)
--made out with a woman to make a man jealous (that one wasn't so fun)

Post by **BlueChair** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 9:23 am

1. Jumped into a swimming pool fully clothed on New Years Eve. I was sober at the time.

2. Walked over 4 miles on a hot summer day after working for a long day at the office. Just cause I felt like it.

3. Decided to continue drinking after already having consumed an entire bottle of wine (twice, although something tells me I'm not alone here

)

4. Hugged a statue at Carrickfergus castle in Northern Ireland while people were watching.

5. Dated a girl that also dated my cousin.

pophead2k · Post by **pophead2k** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 9:39 am

Moved 2200 miles from Spokane, WA to Memphis, TN, never having been to Memphis, not having a job, or an apartment and knowing no one (all to make good on a Scarlett O'Hara like promise that "As God is my witness I will never drive in snow again").

Impulsively rented an apartment in New Orleans on a weekend visit in order to force myself to move there.

Opened shows for Mudhoney, the Posies, and the Young Fresh Fellows

Have been drunk in 23 different states and 4 countries

Copenhagen Fan · Post by **Copenhagen Fan** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 9:49 am

SoLikeCandy wrote:--made love on the hood of a car (not recommended. The bruise left was worse than a rug burn.)
--challenged my dad to a drinking contest--and won! (I won't curse in front of him, but get wasted? Sure!)
--fallen from a moving car while vomiting (this one happened recently. Sad.)
--hit on a cop to avoid a speeding ticket (it TOTALLY worked)
--made out with a woman to make a man jealous (that one wasn't so fun)

You are too cool for school! Especially kissing the girl

And hitting the cop

Copenhagen Fan · Post by **Copenhagen Fan** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 9:50 am

POP..I'm crusing out to N'Awlins this summer...is Memphis worth the extra 350 miles of driving?

RedShoes · Post by **RedShoes** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 10:08 am

BlueChair wrote:4. Hugged a statue at Carrickfergus castle in Northern Ireland while people were watching.

Not to mention while I was taking a photo

I'll see if I can come up with 5....

1. Eaten a cockroach stirfry and mealworm cornbread. On purpose.
2. Spontaneously joined Blue in the shower - while fully clothed.
3. Drank my first shooter with my mom (she ordered it for me without my knowing no less).
4. Randomly decided to drive Toronto from West Lafayette, IN at 4:30pm. It's a 9 1/2 hour drive....I didn't get there until 2am.
5. Not been wacky enough to have done 5 wacky things

Copenhagen Fan · Post by **Copenhagen Fan** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 10:15 am

stormwarning wrote:That sounds like one hell of a weekend.

Chock it up to an accumulation of years of being a creep. Not that I do anything whacky now............I'm a TV viewer and guitar player for the most.

SoLikeCandy · Post by **SoLikeCandy** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 10:17 am

Copenhagen Fan wrote:
You are too cool for school! Especially kissing the girl And hitting the cop

I hit ON the cop, I didn't hit him! I told him that he looked great in his uniform, and that seeing him made my day. He blushed, checked my license and registration, thanked me and let me go on my way.

I enjoy being a girl!

RedShoes · Post by **RedShoes** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 10:19 am

SoLikeCandy wrote:I hit ON the cop, I didn't hit him!

While I guess hitting a cop would've been pretty wacky, I doubt it would've gotten you out of a ticket

Copenhagen Fan · Post by **Copenhagen Fan** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 10:19 am

OOOH CANDY..sorry...it must be cool being a girl! Until you have to have sex

El Vez · Post by **El Vez** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 10:22 am

RedShoes wrote:While I guess hitting a cop would've been pretty wacky

I think it would have been a prime example of When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong.

Will someone shut this board down for, like, three hours so I can get some work done?!

Copenhagen Fan · Post by **Copenhagen Fan** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 10:24 am

EL VEZ only 5 more hours staring at the spread sheet.

pip_52 · Post by **pip_52** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 11:59 am

1. Sat on a busy street corner with a sign that said "Will hemp for food."
2. Got into the blow dry cycle of a carwash, without a car, just to let it throw me around.
3. Done acid when my mom was asleep in the next room.
4. Had my eulogy sung to me, with keyboard accompaniment.
5. Sank a boat in the harbor of Helsinki (not on purpose).