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Sorry to but back in , as usual I was drunk yesterday , and was trying to rime Bryoni & Irony , at the time I thought it was funny but who's likely to be be on the same wavelengh . Anyway I could post a pix of the smallest dick or you could all just take a look at my flickr sight where anyone can sneek a peek . Thats aged two by the way !
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What caused her to do so? Was it on display at the time?thepopeofpop wrote:I wonder if putting "Elvis Costello's penis" in a thread would make it better, or worse. I remember Mary Tyler Moore saying that phrase on Saturday Night Live back in '89.
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Hey now! I was made aware of this at a secret meeting of the board elite last Friday - and I was going to ignore it, but I see the thread has been res-erected.Jackson Monk wrote:Sorry....I assumed Boy With a Problem was out of the running - I'm sure I don't need to say why
Anyway - that's really not the problem.
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Everyone just needs to fuckin’ relax. Smoke more weed, the world is ending.
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Why do I get the feeling that everyone is voting for themselves on this one? And even more worrying who the hell is voting for others and why?? If anyone is getting a free viewing I want one!! And where is Copenhagen Fan - this is right up his alley in more ways than one!!!!!
Its a very interesting thread! Now didnt someone say it's quality not quantity that counts? (obvioulsy someone with a small one)
Its a very interesting thread! Now didnt someone say it's quality not quantity that counts? (obvioulsy someone with a small one)
COME ON YOU SPURS!!
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Dona i ocell, indeed. A friend visiting me in Barcelona exclaimed 'It's a phallus with a piece of squid on top.' It's a very phallocentric reading of womanhood, if you ask me.ReadyToHearTheWorst wrote:But, surely that's 'Woman and Bird'? So, no dick, 'cept in the eye of the beholder.
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Inane thread.
Good fun in fantasyland, I suppose.
Guess this is the epitome of the "dumbing down the board" thread.
For the record, however I am huge...most use the term gargantuan, but a few lucky ladies have screamed "beyond belief", then holler out at the critical moment of bliss:
"I hang around dying to be tortured
You'll never be alone in the bone orchard"
Ahh but I am alone in the bone orchard, and yet, I can't even "write in" my prowess and endowment from God above.
When I referred to the board elite, I was referring to...
Nevermind. This is virgin territory for me, so I will keep my verbal thrusts flaccid and limp.
As homage to my gifts, I have written a song entitled "My Tumescence" sung to the melody of Squeezes' "In Quintessence":
He expands himself into double vision
Leaves his mind on a major vision,
Thinks he's invented gargantuanation
Says that God is some relation.
He leaves his cigarette burning on the desk
His clothes and bulges make up such a mess,
Sitting up in bed penis head on his chest
In tumescence..
He and his friends sit around all evening
Leaving their splatter upon the ceiling,
Seems so funny yet it leaves me spawning
Then I find it's the following morning.
He says his girlfriend lives too far away
Missing huge opportunitiy while dreaming of the day,
His tool of romance slides itself away
In tumescence.
Good fun in fantasyland, I suppose.
Guess this is the epitome of the "dumbing down the board" thread.
For the record, however I am huge...most use the term gargantuan, but a few lucky ladies have screamed "beyond belief", then holler out at the critical moment of bliss:
"I hang around dying to be tortured
You'll never be alone in the bone orchard"
Ahh but I am alone in the bone orchard, and yet, I can't even "write in" my prowess and endowment from God above.
When I referred to the board elite, I was referring to...
Nevermind. This is virgin territory for me, so I will keep my verbal thrusts flaccid and limp.
As homage to my gifts, I have written a song entitled "My Tumescence" sung to the melody of Squeezes' "In Quintessence":
He expands himself into double vision
Leaves his mind on a major vision,
Thinks he's invented gargantuanation
Says that God is some relation.
He leaves his cigarette burning on the desk
His clothes and bulges make up such a mess,
Sitting up in bed penis head on his chest
In tumescence..
He and his friends sit around all evening
Leaving their splatter upon the ceiling,
Seems so funny yet it leaves me spawning
Then I find it's the following morning.
He says his girlfriend lives too far away
Missing huge opportunitiy while dreaming of the day,
His tool of romance slides itself away
In tumescence.
"The smarter mysteries are hidden in the light" - Jean Giono (1895-1970)
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I believe it was some comment on censorship.Otis Westinghouse wrote:What caused her to do so? Was it on display at the time?thepopeofpop wrote:I wonder if putting "Elvis Costello's penis" in a thread would make it better, or worse. I remember Mary Tyler Moore saying that phrase on Saturday Night Live back in '89.
In terms of this discussion, all I will say is "I wouldn't want my member to the member of any club that would have it as a member".
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