Elvis Costello Fan Forum

Looking good Sulky!!

So what do you reckon girls? Does our Elvis dye his hair or use Grecian 2000? Methinks he does....approaching 50 and not a grey hair to be seen? - pretty damn suspicious!!.......

Or seeing as its Elvis songs but not by Elvis you could do a play on words and call it 'Almost True'...............ok i'll shut up now!!

Hideous - everyone in the Rolling Stones

Marvellous - everyone who has had plastic surgery and botox injections and personal trainers

Its an unfair competition really isnt it?

No one knows if you fart in space....except my nosey neighbour Shelia opposite 'Mrs neighbourhood watch all by herself' who would have the Hubble telescope trained on me up there...

Looks like the dog is in need of some affection tonight hes seems a bit down in the mouth. Course Gilli loves the dog - we all do on this board and everyone knows your bark is worse than your bite!

*gets out his favourite choccy treats, rubs his belly and goes out to buy him his very own lampost*

Well its a tribute to the man from his fans so I guess you could call it 'We salute you' by Elvis's Army

Gillibeanz and her partner did reconcile after the massive fight - they called an uneasy truce . Trouble is they are both very passionate people. They fight hard and they love hard! He is very volatile and sometimes unjust, and she wont put up with his crap - hence the 'ding dong round 2'! It will n...

BC: Will we all be able to buy a copy of this when its done? and how much do you think its likely to cost?

Hope you enjoyed the rest of your birthday! Sounds like life is good for you at the moment! What presents did you get?

SULKYG: You look great - your avatar does you no justice at all -and your brothers cute too!

None yet - but im hoping.......

I really like that Tokyo, you have a talent there - well done !!!

PLAYTHINGORPET: Marc Almond - was it Tainted Love?

Classical Gas by Mason Williams which i still have when I was around 9ish I think - to my delight I found it on KazaA!

OILY: That is me i'll have you know - ive just changed my hair colour!! If I was going to post one of someone else dont you think ive have picked something better? :lol: The first pic I put up on the old board was taken at my brother in laws wedding 4 years ago. I dont like having my picture taken a...

I dont think the truth will set you free - try telling that to all the innocent people behind bars in prison........

Im getting that message too a lot. If this board goes down I think I will call it a day

ROPE: Lost In space was one of my fav childhood programmes and still is - they are re-running it here

Yeah Oily! You dish the dirt so you sould be ready to put your mug up and receive it! According to you I and several other ladies on this board are old biddies.... so im waiting .......

Womens rights? - You should know by now Cope women are ALWAYS right!!!

As we seem to be on about toilet stories I must tell you this classic. When we watch a live England match its sods law that every time my partner needs to go relieve himself England score and he misses it!! He hangs on until hes desperate, but every bloody time it happens - its uncanny. We now send ...

I'm glad I waited to log my vote. I read the first one about having a pee and thought the second one 'doing the nasty' was doing number twos!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TAZ & DUTCHESS!

I hope you both had an awesome day and an even better night!

OILY: Old girls???? You expect them to post when they are called that? Geeze its obvious you didnt graduate in the 'good manners ' class!!!

My aim is true - aint that the truth!